blowjcb:

WHEN U HEAR UR INTERNET FRIENDS VOICE FOR THE FIRST TIME

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A kind gesture, such as giving a gift, is something that is so simple but can mean the whole world.

(Source: lovelysora)

oreoofficial:

healthy snack in under 1 minute!

  1. buy organic apple
  2. take “organic” sticker off of apple
  3. throw out apple
  4. place sticker on box of oreo™ cookies

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poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

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drtanner:

queenoftheimpala:

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When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.

I think my dinner is possessed.

THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE” 

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Children’s Book Explaining Homosexuality

nightlylouis:

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((Finally. Progress. I love you Germany))

THIS IS FREAKING GREAT

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This is the plan, get the elevator, while I distract him.

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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